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[boobwindow]

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[infomodder]

NEVER EVER cut the head off first
the head serves as a grip while you get rid of everything else

[boobwindow]

That sounds gross.
Are we talking animals? Because if not I'm going to report this.

[infomodder]

[Well. At least it's not someone with cannibalism issues. There is that.]

Yes. Fish, specifically.
Who would you report it to, out of curiosity?

[calls up police liaison puts phone down immediately]

[boobwindow]

Oh, thank god.
Clearly not you if that had been the case, but I think any PD would do.

[infomodder]

I will do my best not to take offense at the idea I am so easily replaced.
How've you been? How's the business going?

[boobwindow]

Well, if you had been chopping up a human there's no doubt you would need to be replaced.
It's steady. I didn't realize you were following that or... anything of mine? I'm honestly surprised.

[infomodder]

I wouldn't say I follow you. That can be misconstrued. I simply have a very good memory and recalled you talking about it. Seemed a better question than asking after your cat.

[boobwindow]

It's been fine, thanks for asking.
What's up with the culinary tips?

[infomodder]

Trying to help somebody out without having to stop by their place and show them in person.
Guess I got the number wrong. Pushed a button I shouldn't have or something.
Apologies.

[boobwindow]

That makes a lot more sense.
Weird, though. Did this person's name also start with a K or S?

[infomodder]

No.
Not the first time it's happened today, either. I had double checked. Thought I double checked.
You haven't been having a similar problem by any chance, have you?

1/2

[boobwindow]

No, not today

a couple of minutes after jaime's text

[boobwindow]

Wait
maybe? I just got another wrong message.

[infomodder]

[Oh dear.]

At least it's just our devices this time, not us.

[boobwindow]

Is it sending recent or old messages?

[ She hopes to god it isn't old ones, too. ]

[infomodder]

Just recent, as far as I can tell.

[BUT THANKS FOR THE WORRY BECAUSE HAHA HE'D BE SO FUCKED]

[boobwindow]

Oh my god

[infomodder]

What?

[boobwindow]

I might have sent something to someone.

[infomodder]

What sort of something?

[boobwindow]

Nothing illegal!
Just... something that you don't send to people you don't know.

[infomodder]

Hopefully whoever got it isn't an opportunistic jerk.
We all make mistakes, you know? It happens.

[boobwindow]

If it's affecting other people, there must be something wrong with the entire network/server.

[infomodder]

Isn't that your area of expertise?

[boobwindow]

Yes, though these devices are government issued. I don't think this is something I can help fix.